a) This freaking guy, a little bit MIA these days, but did last year's lap in 29 minutes or so. What could he do the new lap in?
b) I'm pretty sure Bender could go sub-20 minutes if he could focus on the trail for more than a few seconds without chasing a squirrel/ball/deer/etc the wrong way.
c) Mr. Scrubby Gloves himself through down a 31:09 on the new course a few days ago. The current record.
d) He did not, however, look like this while doing it.
e) WWMPD? He would stand up and mash that thing. 25 minutes or so, give or take the time it would take to snort something illegal, have a cappucino, and complain about the lack of "real" climbing.
f) Scottie might get in there and mix it up now with healthy lungs. How about his teammate, a rumored man of mystery and iron legs?
g) anyone remember this guy? 4th place solo last year? Whatever happened to him, anyway? He's like Phil Donahue. One day he was big shit and the next day everyone was watching Montel. A has-been, or a man on the rebound? Will test more.
h) at the tip top of the VORS standings in men's expert, knows the turf, and certainly with a shot at the title. And dreary conditions possible on Saturday? Well, his mother was a mudder. His father? A mudder. He's good in the slop.
i) the away team, rolling in from North Carolina. This joker coaches the UNCA mountain bike team these days, but can he mix it up off campus?
Perhaps most importantly...is any sponsor stepping up and paying a prem for the fastest lap, or is this all for braggin' rights?
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It's looking like its going to be good...real good!
doubt ill be able to make it. gotta work that morning...
Let the smack talk begin.
Actually, I think I took 5th. Fourth place was Iron Mike "Hit the Wall"-ing, who I gotta believe is a contender. Not to mention you-know-who, that fuels by eating kittens.
All the derailleurs (besides Danny's) shall clog with clay and leaves and I will show you all the door.
The question has been answered. In a dress, no less. Bam!
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